Bernard Pivot Blogfest! Yes, the French are confounding

Check out Nicole's blog for the Bernard Pivot details and participants!

What is your favorite word?
Cookie. Give me. Now.

What is your least favorite word?
Poop. I shudder...

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Words. Words other than "poop".

What turns you off?
I won't say it.

What is your favorite curse word?
I like to pretend I don't curse.

What sound or noise do you love?
Baby burbles, currently as performed by the Vampire Infant.

What sound or noise do you hate?
The sound of my alarm clock. Dear God.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Well, do you mean besides being a novelist? Hmmm. Well, I'm fascinated by physiotherapy and virology. Maybe something along those lines.

What profession would you not like to do?
Carrot factory worker. Or riding an ice cream bike. Been there, done that.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Well, I'll let you in despite all that."