It's possible that things are so busy in my life that I need a Hobbes to blog for me. If you are orange with black stripes and looking for writerly work, please email me at: firstname.lastname@example.org
A cardboard box time machine is a necessity. Please provide your own. Extra dials can be drawn on, as necessary. A direct wormhole to a Tim Horton's coffee shop would be a mark in your favor.