Friday, May 18, 2012

Available Position


It's possible that things are so busy in my life that I need a Hobbes to blog for me. If you are orange with black stripes and looking for writerly work, please email me at: b.russell@sympatico.ca

A cardboard box time machine is a necessity. Please provide your own. Extra dials can be drawn on, as necessary. A direct wormhole to a Tim Horton's coffee shop would be a mark in your favor.

6 comments:

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Unfortunately, Hobbes is already blogging for me. (Told everyone I didn't have clones. Just a stuffed tiger. Who is part Ninja.)

D.G. Hudson said...

Good Luck with your search, Bryan, but you could just reduce your frequency.

Now we know Alex's secret. Maybe Tigger is available. . .

Marsha Sigman said...

I actually think time is moving faster...that's the only explanation I have for being so busy.

Matthew MacNish said...

Whoosh!

Bryan Russell said...

@ D.G.

If I posted any less, I think some of my old posts would actually start disappearing.

Susan Kaye Quinn said...

I vote for Tigger! I hear he doesn't charge for extra bounciness.