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What is your favorite word?
Cookie. Give me. Now.
What is your least favorite word?
Poop. I shudder...
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Words. Words other than "poop".
What turns you off?
I won't say it.
What is your favorite curse word?
I like to pretend I don't curse.
What sound or noise do you love?
Baby burbles, currently as performed by the Vampire Infant.
What sound or noise do you hate?
The sound of my alarm clock. Dear God.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Well, do you mean besides being a novelist? Hmmm. Well, I'm fascinated by physiotherapy and virology. Maybe something along those lines.
What profession would you not like to do?
Carrot factory worker. Or riding an ice cream bike. Been there, done that.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Well, I'll let you in despite all that."
20 comments:
great answers to the questions specially number 10
Ahaha! Great answers!
To be let into Heaven despite everything one has done? Perfect. Hilarious answers. I'm most intrigued by the vampire baby.
LOL, God's going to say something like that to me, too! And what's up with baby carrots? Seriously, they're just normal-sized carrots that have been whittled down. And yet people pay more for them. Dupped!
Thanks so much for playing along!!
I've never seen any openings advertised for operative in the carrot factories. I love words and baby burbles too :)
Really fun. Love your answers, especially the vampire infant and carrot factory. Interesting... About baby carrots...those wee ones are tasty, but we prefer "man carrots" as my husband likes to refer to them... Tangent, I'm sorry...
Hate the alarm clocks racket too! What does one do in a carrot factory? Is there really, really such a place? :D
I love that you like to pretend you don't curse and I second your hatred of the alarm clock.
COOKIE!! You rode an ice cream bike?? I think this demands a longer post!
I miss the sound of baby burbles. Now, all I hear, is "Mommy... this. Mommy...that."
I pretend that jelly donuts don't make me fat either. :)
ice cream bike driver = awesome. I too am intrigued by the turn off mystery and the vampire baby. ;)
Great list!
Corinne
Carrot factory worker? Wow. Only in Canada are carrots grown in factories; here in the U.S. they're brought by stork.
There was some sort of labour dispute with the storks, so they went industrial.
Seems neither of us like waking up, my friend.
I shall retire some day, and on that day the clock shall meet its DOOM.
Carrot factory? Is that where the bunnies work?
Thanks for sharing your answers.
Good thing you had one of my get out of hell free cards, here take an extra....you never know.
I have to agree; alarm clocks are most definitely the worst sound ever. Good post - enjoyed learning more about you. And thanks for keeping me entertained during a numbing Saturday at work.
Carrot factory? Just carrots? What about peas and potatoes? [g]
Mmm, cookies...
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