Monday, November 19, 2012

Do Not Read Zombie Novels When You Are Horribly Sick

If you

          1) come down with a terrible virus
    and 2) decide to read a zombie novel,

please be wary of character identification. Empathy toward those with similar traits and personal characteristics will lead you to cheer for the wrong team.

Luckily, in zombie stories the wrong team always wins.

Go team.

8 comments:

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

I was going to say don't watch zombie movies while sick as it could lead to the tossing of tacos.

D.G. Hudson said...

So, you're looking like a zombie? Or rather, feeling like one?
OR
does it make you want to act like a zombie? I think we're seeing where that Dark side stuff comes from, Bryan.

Marsha Sigman said...

I can't read Zombie stuff when I'm sick so no worries.

I also cannot snack and watch Tosh.O, The Walking Dead, or a few select cartoons. Pretty much anything juicy, pukey, or runny. I has a weak stomach but only when I'm trying to put something in it. Otherwise I'm good and let the show roll.

Hope you feel better soon!

Bryan Russell said...

I am recovering, oh so slowly.

Deb Salisbury said...

LOL!

I hope you feel better soon.

Mira said...

Awww. So sorry. Hope you feel human again soon. :)

Matthew MacNish said...

Which book?

Bryan Russell said...

Zone One, by Colson Whitehead.