Thursday, February 9, 2012

Four Short Walls #30 - Dear Writer





6 comments:

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Hilarious!

Matthew MacNish said...

Personalization is (almost) always better.

Josin L. McQuein said...

Yes, ear writer, you are close. This was their way of telling you that the next submission should either be in 24K gold ink on sheepskin, or presented as a professional graphic novel on vellum.

You just have to read between the lines.

(These are great, btw!)

D.G. Hudson said...

Never give up, just send another.

Tenacity sometimes wins out.

Marsha Sigman said...

Send a bottle of booze with the next one.

I heard that works. Or maybe not. I forget.

Jen said...

I was reminded of the rejection slips Snoopy kept getting. One publisher asked him, "Why do you persist in sending us this drivel?" Snoopy concluded, "Must be a form letter."